Guido Cheeto

A guido cheeto is simply, A GUIDO (an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.) that spray tans much which makes them ORANGE... In-turn... Guido Cheeto!

Look at that Guido Cheeto on the boardwalk... He clearly needs to take a break from the spray tan....

by AndreaAK-47 July 25, 2011

A Cheetos surprise

Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax

I just gave my boyfriend a cheetos surprise I have never heard him moan so loud before.

by viper1109 January 22, 2015

yeeto cheeto

the best friend group ever

i am so jealous i am not in yeeto cheeto

by bestie yaaaaa December 8, 2021

not my cheeto

Similar to "not my president," this phrase specifically describes Trump while alluding to his orange makeup.

"Damn, Trump won the election."

"Well I didn't vote for him, he's not my cheeto"

by AnonOps752 January 26, 2017

Cheeto Party

A "Party" held by a teenager that normally a sixth grader would have. A party without alcohol.

Kid A: Hey do you want to come over to my house on friday? my mom will be making empanadas.
Kid B: Oh... A Cheeto Party.

by Enchiladz October 2, 2008

Bloated Cheeto Puff

An arrogant racist orange man who is now the president of the United States, a.k.a. Donald J. Trump.

Person A: Hey, you know who won the election?
Person B: Yeah, the Bloated Cheeto Puff.

by OfficerHaught November 13, 2016

Hot Cheeto Latina

A term used to describe latinas who, in High School would walk into class every morning eating Hot Cheetos (with the occasional bag of takis) and drinking Brisks beverages for breakfast. They're loud, obnoxious, and extremely rude. 90% of them will go on to either; become medical assistants, just bum for about 5 or so years, and/or get pregnant at 16 and become a stay at home mom until forced to attend UEI or similar institutions so they can "do something with their lives"

Jose: Eh foo, you see vania eating that big ol bag of cheetos this morning?

Miguel: she's a Hot Cheeto Latina, what'd you expect?

by Le Reino de los Putas December 12, 2019