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lifetime channel

the lifetime channel is a network run by the folks at A&E television network. as a young adult myself i can say that i'm not into that channel because of all the movies and tv specials about women (and on some occasions, men) are in some god-awful love triangles, financial and/or legal issues, sexual assault and in most extreme cases murder, and hell just to make the program more interesting, combine all 3 and BAM!!!

you got the lifetime channel
men are evil and will hurt you, because this is lifetime (family guy)

pretty much the theme of about 80% of the programs on the lifetime channel
by purple_sheboodles29 November 20, 2009
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disney channel

A great channel BEFORE IT GOT CONTAMINATED AND DESTROYED BY THE NEW STUPID TV SHOWS ETC: Thats So Raven, Hannah Montana, Cory In The House.... WTF!!! Disney is suppose to be about quality animated movies and shows in the good old days, Now they are getting greedy and just making bullshitty movies to earn money. The actors and actresses pretend to like their fans when in fact they don't give a shit and want to make $$$$$$$$. They dont show a single non disney commercial, wth is up with that you cant be that greedy.....
Person 1: I use to love Disney when I was a kid but now it just sucks with all the "actors and actresses" who have no skill.
Person 2: What about ZAC EFRON!!!!
Person 1: Are you shitting me????
Message: Don't watch disney, its not really worth your time, your better off hanging off with real friends and doing realistic things rather than thinking about other peoples impossible lives(etc living in the white house, being a pop star yet a student.... Come on that's not possible seriously...)
Disney channel sucks now don't waste your time. period end of discussion
by abby3145135135 September 7, 2007
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the channel kids learn about sex for the first time
you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel
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Channel changer

A remote most commonly used for a television.
Hey, will you toss me the channel changer so that we can watch the game instead?
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channel surfing

The act of changing TV channels without finding a channel to stop on. Pressing the up or down button on the TV remote control while hoping to find something worth watching. This involuntary muscle reaction is triggered by the commercial. Sometimes the act of channel surfing becomes entertainment in and of itself. From the concept of a spending time doing tricks on a board shaped device. For males of the species, it is possible simultaneously watch two or three programs and still follow the weak attempt at a plot.
Q: What are you watching?
A: Nada dude, just channel surfing.
by RadioRay September 24, 2005
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Fox Propaganda Channel

A derisive slang term for Fox News Channel, which has a conservative tilt to it. Used by people who don't like the programming on the network, particulary those of the liberal mindset.
Did you see Bill O'Reilly's rant on Fox Propaganda Channel last night?
by Chrispychicken November 6, 2006
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The Hitler Channel

A disparaging name for The History Channel. It comes from that channel's propensity for showing WWII or Hitler related documentaries.
"I saw this show about Lincoln on the History Channel"
"You mean the Hitler Channel?"
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