The Guidance Center

A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.

assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center

by Free as a bird February 9, 2010

Urban Dictionary Help Center

Completely useless feature on a web site

Urban Dictionary Help Center is completely useless, it has 7 articles and no way to contact anyone for help.

by Maxx-B March 23, 2021

big black center

As chess streamer/super GM Hikaru Nakamura likes to call whenever the black pieces are holding the center of the chess board. Not to be confused with big black cock.

With these great knights and pawns, I have a big black center and I’m obviously winning.

by PrZeus September 19, 2022

self centered

A person who thinks the world revolves around them

P1: blah blah blahs so self centered all they talk about is themselves

P2: tru tru

by skskskandioop69 October 31, 2019

Center Line

A town right outside of Detroit where there is no future for anyone. Home to more potheads than anywhere else in Michigan. Also home to more too-tan Hollister barbies than anywhere else in the US, besides California. The neighbors are always fighting about everything, and the police take 30 minutes to respond to calls 3 minutes away. The high school football team sucks, but everyone's too busy lighting up to notice anyway. A

Friend 1: Dang, that girl's WAYY too tan and way too blonde. Oh, and can her clothes get ANY tighter? Not good.
Friend 2: Oh, she's probably from Center Line.

Person 1: why does this entire town smell like burning plants?
Person 2: Dude, we're in Center Line.

by PantherGirl May 20, 2009

centerpiece

The person in the middle of the circle jerk or gang bang (or acts which are similar) whom all of the outer circle focus their attention too or ejaculates toward, when a circle or shape is created.

The centerpiece may also interact with with surrounding people.

Girl 1: So what'd you do with the guys last night once I left?
Girl 2: They totally got me to be their centerpiece, it got wild.

by whitettttt January 3, 2011

Byron Center

A small town in West Michigan where churches are more abundant than minorities. The schools are surrounded by corn fields, and the upper class white kids complain about having nothing to do. So they find themselves either doing drugs, playing bice ball, or talking shit. Everyone is fake and they complain about the town, but they never end up leaving.

Everyone that lives in Byron Center is fake...

by blatent March 12, 2017