cable kryptonite

An addiction, referring to films and TV shows considered so great that if ever discovered while channel surfing, they must be watched for the remainder of the broadcast.

Without question, "The Truman Show" is my cable kryptonite. So good!

by GTGTGT August 25, 2011

cable guy

A movie starring Jim Carry as an annoying, lonely man.

Hey, lets watch The Cable Guy!

by 1928 February 12, 2005

cable and chill

When your boyfriend wants to netflix and chill but he's broke and can't afford netflix, so you have to use cable

Guy: Hey baby, you wanna come netflix and chill later?

Girl: Get away from me with your broke ass. Everybody knows you poor Jerrod and can't afford netflix, so you have to cable and chill.

by laserboy October 27, 2015

Cubble

Verb. The act of cuddling with a cub.

He asked her if she wanted to cubble.

by Tubscubbler October 6, 2009

cobble

{v.} To make shoes.

{n.} "Cobbler" - A shoemaker.

The Ethiopian sweatshop serf cobbled me a phat pair of Tims. Holla.

by sux0r June 26, 2006

Larry the Cable Guy

A funny comedian on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Blue Collar TV. Anyone who thinks the things he says arent funny should be shot.

Thats funny I don't care who you are. GIT-R-DONE!

by Joe C April 9, 2005

Larry the Cable Guy

best redneck comedian ever

larry the cable guy is awesome

by Dan May 13, 2005