he always thinks he is extremely sexy and will never get over girls. he doesnt accept that he will never grow. and will never get loved by a girl named chloe. he is a midget. he doesnt apriciate the girls who acctually like him and is so self involved. never trust a callum
by luke parish January 24, 2018
by Joseph O'Callaghan April 01, 2008
A great guy that will Simp! Iykyk. You can either tell he definitely is obsessed with you or you really aren’t sure anymore. Sometimes you feel like he dropped you but next week he will come back just like nothing happened. Usually he’s really sweet and has a great sense of humor, a skinny lil dude who thinks he’s super tough haha.
by butterflydancerr101 February 09, 2022
An absolute Sick C**t, sometimes annoying but funny as f**k, also did I mention he's sexy as hell, look just take one glance, JK he's the ugliest MoFo on earth, and lacks stamina in every area but 1 ;) but he can down a spoon of Vegemite and a tin o' Milo real quick, loves shoeys (although doesn't do them enough) he does it the ozzy way, the Mad C**t, and cheers to him.
Callum: I once met a guy with 5 penises.
Everyone: *giggles*
Callum: I asked him, "How do your pants fit", he said "Like a glove"
Everyone: *cracks up* (not the drug)
Everyone: *giggles*
Callum: I asked him, "How do your pants fit", he said "Like a glove"
Everyone: *cracks up* (not the drug)
by I AM (not) GOD September 26, 2019
An amazing best friend who will seem shy and emo at first but when you get to know him he will become like a brother to you. He is also cute funny in some ways and mildly dirty minded
by Kathytheturtle June 03, 2019
by Big D C June 02, 2021