Callum

Gay and annoying

You are a Callum.Thats sad

by GOAOKAJAHHSU December 22, 2018

Callum

Callum Is Another Word For Ballchinian!

Or A Callum Can Be Balls On Someones Chin

Shut Up You Ballchinian!

Go Suck Your Callums!

by Joseph O'Callaghan April 1, 2008

Callum

An amazing best friend who will seem shy and emo at first but when you get to know him he will become like a brother to you. He is also cute funny in some ways and mildly dirty minded

Omg here he comes

He is such a callum

by Kathytheturtle June 3, 2019

Callum

An absolute Sick C**t, sometimes annoying but funny as f**k, also did I mention he's sexy as hell, look just take one glance, JK he's the ugliest MoFo on earth, and lacks stamina in every area but 1 ;) but he can down a spoon of Vegemite and a tin o' Milo real quick, loves shoeys (although doesn't do them enough) he does it the ozzy way, the Mad C**t, and cheers to him.

Callum: I once met a guy with 5 penises.
Everyone: *giggles*
Callum: I asked him, "How do your pants fit", he said "Like a glove"
Everyone: *cracks up* (not the drug)

by I AM (not) GOD September 26, 2019

Callum

He has a big penis and a beautiful body and has a great personality

Callum makes girls squirt

by Big D C June 2, 2021

Callum

A great guy that will Simp! Iykyk. You can either tell he definitely is obsessed with you or you really aren’t sure anymore. Sometimes you feel like he dropped you but next week he will come back just like nothing happened. Usually he’s really sweet and has a great sense of humor, a skinny lil dude who thinks he’s super tough haha.

“Hey! Have you seen callum?”

“Ugh yes, he was so cute and sweet”

by butterflydancerr101 February 8, 2022

Callum

An ignorant idiot that takes out his own personal problems out on other people , will always loose arguments as his only insults are “fat” or “short “

“Isn’t callum just the definition of judgemental

by Hate fakes July 28, 2018