calf push

To find yourself in a highly undesirable situation like paying twice for something, or being sold stolen items, fooled into thinking they were 100% genuine. Basically any situation you are fooled into so severe that you feel like someone has pushed your calfs back and had aggressive intercourse with your anal passage. Hence term calf push

piss take robbed well and truly mocked pants pulled down calf push

by Daft crack pj January 23, 2014

calico beans

When you mix two or more brands of baked beans. Only spawns of Satan do this.

Did you try those calico beans?!!
No
They were disgusting

by the duce bag joey June 21, 2018

impact calibration

The technical terminology for hitting any sort of electronic device to get it to work properly; a solid and punctuated smack or slap.

"Theo noticed the screen on his iPad was slightly scrambled so he quickly implemented the impact calibration principle to the edge of the device. One good smack and the screen was clear as the blue sky on a summer's day.

by MCBassGuitar May 18, 2016

choice bit of calico

1920's slang for desirable women, sexy, hot

"Damn, that girl...choice bit of calico for sure"

by zaaaazadodoewew November 2, 2014

California

Extremely diverse place, you can find all kinds of people here. rich Republicans from Orange County, crime-ridden areas in South Central LA, rednecks, white trash in Riverside and San Bernardino County, surfers and hot girls along the coastal cities, beautiful but somewhat dangerous city of San Francisco, one of the best cities in the world San Diego, and great scenary in the Northern area, desert wasteland in Death Valley and Arizona border...

California is the weirdest state in US

by vinny February 13, 2005

Soul Calibur

A series of fighting games produced by Namco. Well known for its strategic battles, numerous amounts of weapons, and the fact that the female characters' outfits get smaller and breasts get bigger in every installment.

Eric: Man, Ivy's gonna be nude in Soul Calibur V.

Joe: Isn't her main weapon a whip?

Eric: Yeah, why?

Joe: Kinky.

by Ninja of the Bong March 26, 2008

california burrito

A delicious and mythical burrito found in Mexican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California, especially San Diego. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Guacamole may be substituted for sour cream, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter (known as a Cyrus Burrito).

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

by daasnescreek April 4, 2006