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Calamari anus

Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.
Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.
by the shrimping king August 11, 2006
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caaliyah

A Cute girl😍Overprotective about people she love😘 and she love her boyfriend alot 💓All caaliyah’s are Pretty Asf and thick asf 🖇❤️She really loyal too !
Wow is that a caaliyah?😍❤️
by Big daddy ziyah September 30, 2018
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I wen' to Ensenada an' ended up in the Calabozo, just for smokin' a joint!
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Calamity Flats

AKA Klamath Falls, Oregon. A town in southern Oregon that languished with the decline of the timber industry. AKA Klamath Fails.
I was born in Calamity Flats but moved to Sacradementia when dad got laid off by Weyerhauser.
by DuWayne Lippschitz January 20, 2011
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Calamity Bridge

Thinking you have your penis in a girl's vagina but you actually have it in her anus. You have crossed Calamity Bridge.
Oh man, I went across Calamity Bridge last night!
by BunyipLobesy November 18, 2011
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Calamio

Situación negativa, bien por excesivo aburrimiento, bien por lo engorroso de su naturaleza. Situación que crea mucho malestar en general.
- ¿Tu suegra y tu padre están liados?
- Sí
- Pues vaya calamio de navidades
by yiembi June 23, 2016
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Calamaties

I forgot my condom so no calamaties today. Sorry boys
by Berry mcockenher October 9, 2019
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