me cago en tu puta madre

Patrick Kluivert said this to the referee(Diaz Vega) in the game Barcelona - Real Madrid in 1999. It means "I shit on your whore mother. He got the red card for it.

Me cago en tu puta madre

by Carsi May 3, 2009

Luke Cage

a bad ass black dude from Marvel Universe who has super strength and is invincible

Luke Cage is also known as Power Man

by Gamer_Station17 October 3, 2016

cock-cage

Male chastity device designed to control/eliminate/stop the arousal of the enclosed penis.

Used by wives/girlfriends/partners to control wayward husbands.

Part of BDSM play between partners.

Worn as part of Sissification by CD/TV

Sometimes worn by TS gurls, as it is not ladylike to 'point'.

Gail: You've been a bad boy and so I'm going to trap your little weener in this cock-cage. Maybe then you'll respect me!

Mike and Nigel were cock-buddies and wore cock-cages at the nudist beach.

by CantataFS April 19, 2018

Cageot

French word for an ugly woman, like a minger. originally means a wooden crate to carry vegetables

Did you mot Annette?

Dude naw, she is a real cageot

by Romintok August 20, 2012

Caga Leche

noun, adjective(Spanish)
Someone who has anal sex, and shits the cum out of there ass. Usually a way of maing fun of homosexuals.

Tu no sabes que ese tipo es un caga leche.

by Christian Nogueiras April 27, 2007

Caguama

Caguama pronounced ca-wa-ma. 32 ounces(940ml) of beer. Usually Tecate, Carta Blanca, Victoria, Corona Familiar Pacifico or Sol. not 40oz cuz mexican beer doesn't come in that size. a Caguama is a sea turtle(loggerhead). That's how the bottle is shaped like a little turtle, if your drunk enough. In Spainish Caguama is translated to English as simply turtle.

pick me up a Caguama at the liquor store.

by timmy21 June 13, 2008

Johnny Cage

Johnny Cage is one of the original characters in the Mortal Kombat series of fighting games. He is a popular action star who has appeared in such films as Ninja Mime, The Gist of my Fist, Sudden Violence I - III, and HWAAAA!!! (for which he won an Oscar). He is known as the comic relief character in the games and holds the record for most times killed and resurected (3 deaths, 2 ressurections so far). His first two deaths, however, were attriubted to bad writing, and his official death was in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, though he is set to return in Mortal Kombat: Armageddon. He is known for his Shadow Kick special move, his Decapitation fatality, and his trademark sunglasses. The movies portray him as having something of a relationship with fellow Earthrealm warrior Sonya Blade, and this has been picked up by the games.

*I shadow kick my friend five times in a row*
Friend: Johnny Cage blows...

by JimboJK2487 February 1, 2006