Cafeterian

Cafeterian is a slang term (coined by interweb's Pile) that refers to a theist who claims to be part of a particular religious affiliation (such as a "Christian"), who picks and chooses select aspects of scripture and dogma to follow, while ignoring contradictory or other scriptures, rules and dogma. They basically select what they want to believe in, not unlike one would visit a cafeteria and select specific plates of food, while ignoring everything else.

Convenient bastid! This Cafeterian has condensed the entire nature and history of Christianity into a simple marketable sentence. It's up to us to trust that this guy somehow has figured the whole of Christianity out. Sure.

by polisanimos August 6, 2011

Frappe Cafe Roblox

A large group on ROBLOX with over 350k+ members and is founded by the infamous Cyrogenix. Their expectations are EXTREMELY high and if you don't meet them you are demoted. There has been 1 war and another that is currently raging on. The 1st one was triggered when a YouTuber recived a Trello Ban for consist rule breaking thus the Trolling Empire was born and reaked havoc The Trolling Empire eventually won when the President and Vice- president saw a video giving them tips on how to improve the system and un banned him. The 2nd war was set into motion when people grew tired of injustice, wanted their rights back as employees and Seroious accusations were made against the Chairman (Owner). There are dozens of petitions for MRs demotions and pages long on Frappe's mistakes and Cyrogenix's exposure. Only a few succeed there.

OMG, Have you heard about Frappe Cafe Roblox it's a group on roblox thats full of corrupt admins!

by You don't know me T~T May 19, 2020

caffeine high

When a person drinks too many caffeinated drinks, and gets so hyper that they shake. Eventually this leads to a crash.

Her caffeine high was so intense that she couldn't sleep for hours.

by bubblegal12 October 10, 2013

caffeine and pizza

first: they are two lovely things
second: a phrase for someone who has a lot of energy, they run off caffeine, and is also pretty chill. they're generally nice humans and have good taste.

He's a real caffeine and pizza, and that's why I love hanging out with him!

by beepothegreatpuppet May 5, 2020

Caffeine and Green Stuff

Caffeine and green stuff is when you drink a cup of coffee or a red bull energy drink or a Monster energy drink and then you mix Kratom powder in warm water and drink it (or take Kratom pills with water). Monster is the Caffeine and Kratom is the Green Stuff!

Tony: I drank Monster energy drink and then had 3g of Kratom mixed with warm water! I feel good on this Caffeine and Green Stuff!

by CognitiveFuel September 5, 2023

Pull Caffe

A coffee company located in the Portland, Oregon area that is known for having the best coffee ever made!

Pull Caffe Coffee is so good, let's all go have a drink there!

by colletteoe April 14, 2021

Shit Cafe

The place a person is going when they've decided to put themself into a less than desirable, potentially hurtful, or crap, situation. The only thing on the menu, regardless of how it appears, is shit. Often the person will know they are about to go there, but feel almost powerless to stop it.

Example 1
Friend: You know, I got a message from him last night and he wants to see me again....maybe he really cares this time.

Concerned friend: Oh no!.....you're not going to see him are you? Please don't give him another chance to break your heart again.

Friend: I'm feeling weak and I want to see him so badly..... It looks like I'll be heading back to the Shit Cafe.

Example 2
Employee 1: The boss just asked me to work this weekend and I caved.

Employee 2: Man, I already told them no way! I can't believe you're gonna eat that shit sandwich.

Employee 1: I know....I'm such a loser. I keep letting people take me to the Shit Cafe even though I know the only thing on the menu is crap!

Employee 2: Yeah the boss is such an asshole...he knows how often you eat there.

by SilverB January 5, 2009