cock in front of the cabin

To put the cock in front of the cabin is when one brings something they don't want onto themselves by their own actions. Simialr to waving the red flag at the bull, this could take the form of setting someone else up with an irresistable insult accidentally or leading someone on inadvertantly.

Jenny was pissed last night because I kept trying to have sex with her, but she really put the cock in front of the cabin when she came over to talk at midnight wearing nothing but stilleto heels, crotchless panties, and a lobster bib.

cock in front of the cabin by Mr.Quackers5380 November 20, 2009

Log Cabin 

The resulting structure of several people take a dump in the same toilet without flushing.

Since my family is on a tight budget, guest in my home were often horrified at the log cabin awaiting them in the bathroom.

Log Cabin by Dr Poops April 21, 2013

Airpressure Cabin 

Funny terminology for toilet. So far only used by Captain Straightedge.

Hey man, can I quickly use your airpressure cabin?

Airpressure Cabin by Dangerous T and Karl May 13, 2008

Build a log cabin

1. (n) Slang word for taking a shit that builds upon itself as you shit out more and more

Be right back guys, I gotta go build a log cabin

Build a log cabin by Ratzy April 28, 2006

stabbin' cabin 

Place where you take a young lady (i.e. your crib) to do the nasty.

"She was all over my wood, so I took her back to the stabbin' cabin!"

stabbin' cabin by numnuts March 4, 2004

underwater log cabin

A pile of shit in the toilet

I've got to go to the bathroom to build an underwater log cabin

underwater log cabin by Frank Grapes July 23, 2003

banana cabin 

Slang for vagina.

Janie's banana cabin has been unoccupied for months.

banana cabin by aae. July 24, 2019