cupcake

someone who acts too sensitive and childish, mainly used on stan twitter

“did you see zoe’s layout? it makes her look like such a cupcake”

by dwvibe April 1, 2020

Cupcake

To pay more attention to your girlfriend, or any "non-slut," over your friends. Variation: crossing the principle of "bros before hoes"

King of Cupcakes: AJ

by af08 October 27, 2006

cupcake eater

A morbidly obese person who eats nothing but the most unhealthy food, watches TV all day, and has no idea what is really going on in the world around them.

My neighbor is such a cupcake eater, she can barely make it up the stairs to her third floor apartment.

by frosthazard's wife September 12, 2010

CupCake Stan

A CupCake Stan is someone who is so sweet and loving towards their bias, they often get offended at the littlest of things towards their bias but they show a lot of love and support.

Eg.
"She's such a cupcake stan"
"She's so sweet and protective"

by Misskawaiigirl August 24, 2017

The Round Cupcake

this is what it is called when a man who has no pubic hair put his penis into a women who has a forest of hair growing in and around her vagina.

"Last night I experienced the round cupcake four times"

by Hopf December 22, 2004

Cupcake team

Refers to the crappy team many Division FBS (I-A) colleges use as a warm-up for their football season and to sell tickets to alumni. Teams that fill up on cupcake teams often get fat and lazy, resulting in a thorough ass-whooping come time for conference games.

Every now and then the cupcake wins, prompting a torrent of lulz on every NCAA internet forum. See Appalachian State vs. Michigan.

Vanderbilt is the SEC cupcake team.

by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

East Cupcake

Similar to bumfuck Egypt, indicates a small town, a one-horse town, a wide spot in the road.

She lived way the hell out in East Cupcake.

by junior goddess December 9, 2008