A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
Get the Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about mug.It is where Sarah Palin complains how unfair she is treated by the Liberal gotcha media. She does her best to avoid this by only answereing pre-approved questions and topics in front of friendly media interviews, like the Fox news Channel.
Sarah Palin had first compalining in front of the national media when Katie Couric asked her tough unfair sexist questions like :
What books and magazines do you read?
Can you explain the Bush doctrine (even though she wholely supports it)?
Can you name the three countries in North America? In regaurds to NAFTA.
Or any other question that is well beyond her intellegence, she has not been coached for by the Republican national Committee, but still easy enough for any contestant to answer on the t.v. game show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"
What books and magazines do you read?
Can you explain the Bush doctrine (even though she wholely supports it)?
Can you name the three countries in North America? In regaurds to NAFTA.
Or any other question that is well beyond her intellegence, she has not been coached for by the Republican national Committee, but still easy enough for any contestant to answer on the t.v. game show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"
by I can hear her from t.v.. June 17, 2010
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A term used by governments that are broke to round up some extra cash from tradesmen and businesses for stupid inane paperwork breaches Can also be used to annoy people they think support an alternate government. May use varying guidelines between regions for extra effect.
My workshop has a compliance audit due for Roadworthy's soon and lpg, environment, air conditioning, tax, OH&S and workplace employment regulation. I wonder if i can make it through the year without an improvement notice or fine
by Pippi scragbag January 30, 2012
Get the Compliance audit mug.The ability to complain legally.
You DO NOT have the right to complain when the following is occuring
-The problem is something your unwilling to help stop when your perfectly capable of making a difference
-The problem is mostly your fault but your trying to make it look like it's not
-The problem is something your using to counter a complaint against you
-The problem is something that occurs naturally and can't be stopped without doing something extreme or impractical
You DO NOT have the right to complain when the following is occuring
-The problem is something your unwilling to help stop when your perfectly capable of making a difference
-The problem is mostly your fault but your trying to make it look like it's not
-The problem is something your using to counter a complaint against you
-The problem is something that occurs naturally and can't be stopped without doing something extreme or impractical
Ted: McDonalds made me fat, it's not fair!
Bill: How is it there fault your the one who ate it....
Ted: They make food that gets you fat
Bill: Well you clearly didn't care to find that out before you
got fat so you no right to complain
Bill: How is it there fault your the one who ate it....
Ted: They make food that gets you fat
Bill: Well you clearly didn't care to find that out before you
got fat so you no right to complain
by OpticalEpilepsy July 19, 2010
Get the right to complain mug.A virtual verb that takes singular form regardless of amount of cyberfreaks this refers to since this plurality would be regarded as appropriately irrelevant, commonly used for plain computerised complaints of summary nature prominenlty displayed in blogs, forums and the likes.
Hey, aren't you the bloke who complains 'bout mistakenly taking mistook as alias upon losing an entire day's locality in reality, thanks to Mac and the Bean Stalker.
by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008
Get the complains mug.(Noun) An individual having the obnoxious quality of making every conversation into some sort of complaint.
"I just came back from CVS, there was a sale on what I went there to buy!"
"That's great!"
"Well it would be if it wasn't so damn hot outside, the trip back was awful."
~
*Knocking*
"Oh hello, what are you doing up at this hour?"
"Do you hear that sound?"
"What? I was sleeping."
"It sounds like someone is dropping a fork over and over again."
"I must have slept though it, I don't hear it now."
"It sounded like it was coming from your room."
"You must be mistaken."
"I swear it was coming from here."
"Ah I was mistaken; COMPLAINASAURUS!"
*Door Slams*
"That's great!"
"Well it would be if it wasn't so damn hot outside, the trip back was awful."
~
*Knocking*
"Oh hello, what are you doing up at this hour?"
"Do you hear that sound?"
"What? I was sleeping."
"It sounds like someone is dropping a fork over and over again."
"I must have slept though it, I don't hear it now."
"It sounded like it was coming from your room."
"You must be mistaken."
"I swear it was coming from here."
"Ah I was mistaken; COMPLAINASAURUS!"
*Door Slams*
by Daniel Patrick December 25, 2007
Get the complainasaurus mug.Regulating body of British law enforcement protecting public Interest overseeing that justice & equity Is adhered to at all times.
In truth? An In house old bastads network comprised of former coppers &
well to do numbnuts. Thier main purpose to lie, cover up deny & conceal the polices many wrongdoings, looking out solely for their own kind.
In truth? An In house old bastads network comprised of former coppers &
well to do numbnuts. Thier main purpose to lie, cover up deny & conceal the polices many wrongdoings, looking out solely for their own kind.
"Grey, got that letter from theP.C.C"
"Any good?"
"Ive got a steel plate In my jaw,six teeth missing and they say theres no case to answer"
"Bad that Is"
"He fuckin put the 'andcuffs on first then he gives me a shoein In the holdin
cell- that aint restraining someone"
"Dickheads man"
"They got 3 statements sayin exactly the same shit. These f'kin Feds man they ain't accountable to no-one"
"Just cos they got a badge they do as they like "
"Any good?"
"Ive got a steel plate In my jaw,six teeth missing and they say theres no case to answer"
"Bad that Is"
"He fuckin put the 'andcuffs on first then he gives me a shoein In the holdin
cell- that aint restraining someone"
"Dickheads man"
"They got 3 statements sayin exactly the same shit. These f'kin Feds man they ain't accountable to no-one"
"Just cos they got a badge they do as they like "
by El Cholo February 9, 2004
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