by Wsujopp3 March 22, 2010
Get the Whacking circle mug.A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.
Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.
Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?
Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.
Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?
Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.
by B-MAG November 3, 2013
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1. A term often used to refer to when a group of people attempt to debate a topic, but it is taken over by people who all agree with eachother trying to boost their egos.
2. When a group of men jerk eachother off.
2. When a group of men jerk eachother off.
by SilverishGoldNova January 25, 2018
Get the circle jerk mug.When Dan started telling the girl at the bar that he lived in a barn with 3 sheep, 2 horses, and his parents, his chances of beating it up that night started circling the drain.
by Nick D September 25, 2003
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Northern Irish. A condition of extreme inebriation brought about by taking in copious volumes of drugs and/or alcohol. Typified by sitting in the corner drooling, and while essentially conscious, certainly incapable of any kind of meaningful human interaction.
"What about Doherty over there, is he alright?"
"Aye, he had 2 bottles of White Lightning and half a bag of shrooms earlier. He's just circling the airport."
"Aye, he had 2 bottles of White Lightning and half a bag of shrooms earlier. He's just circling the airport."
by davymid May 11, 2010
Get the Circling the Airport mug.One of the circles of hell from Dante's Divine Comedy. It is the circle where the greedy and the materialistic spend eternity. Working in any corporation is like being in the forth circle of hell.
I work for a fortune 500 company with a bunch of greedy assholes who drive BMW's and talk about reality TV. It is like being in the forth circle of hell.
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