A large man with a small brain. Directly descended from the crossbreading of a seal and a squirrel. Generally classified as having unforgivable features and an over-sized derriere.
(1) v: To assume incompetence of those around you (2) v: To demand total control in your social interactions (3) n: A scroogy, dodgy character reminiscent of The Wizard of Oz
He is Mr. Steal yo girl himself
Gettin all them ladies and being hellaslick while doin it
He has the ability to slide into photos seemingly magically, and is pretty much a professional gymnast