Pelvic CPR

The technique of manual resuscitation of the vagina or penis. This can be achieved via insertion, or rubbing of aforementioned areas with hands, palms, and/ or fingers. Successful resuscitation is accomplished when the penis is erect or the vagina is wet.

It's been so long since I've had sex, I needed some pelvic CPR before I could get it in.

by Lance Dongstrong June 7, 2021

misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks

when you and your 3 other friends are all having a crisis at the same time

medic:so let me be and I'll set you free I am in misery
scout:two trucks having sex two trucks having sex
pyro:tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous Im here to serve you customer service
sniper:reeses puffs reeses puffs eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
thiz is what we call misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks. Ik, wacky

by raybeez February 22, 2022

Dirty CPR

When a man is passed out, a woman must put her vagina, covering the man's mouth, and she must queef into his mouth and save him.

Woman: how did I do giving you the dirty CPR?
Man: bitch what the fuck compelled you to do such a thing?

by Aronik September 15, 2021

CPR

Ceiling-punching rage. To be so enraged as to jump up and punch one's ceiling.

Dude, I was so mad after loosing to Jake at Mario Kart, I busted out some CPR, and now there's a hole in the ceiling...

by Hancockked June 3, 2010

Anal CPR

When a person places their mouth on another persons anus and begins to blow oxygen into their rectum. It's the next generation of gerballing.

Hey dude, I think Steve Carmichael is gay, he wanted to perform anal CPR on me.

by F.O.O.C.H January 3, 2009

Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation, (CPR)

it's an operation done to a person became unconscious due to something bad happened to it, by this he starts to recover consciousness and brought to life again.

We are going to give all our staff a course about how to do Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation, (CPR) in emergency cases

by Nabeel, January 15, 2008

CPR

Checking People Randomly: A most appropriate signifier for the NYPD's present slogan, CPR, or Courtesy Professionalism Respect, a sad attempt to put words above action, an act of desperation which shares many qualities with what a prepubescent circle jerk would look like, in this case the k(op)s being overweight, impotent, and annoying. Beware for impotency in your neighborhood pig, for that is the first sign of the textbook self-esteem issues that can trigger a binge of false arrests, excessive force, racism, and (enterhumanrightviolationofchoice) etc... that parallells what you might see on an MTV child-pageant show gone wrong.

Wilco: What's CPR stand for the side of that cop car bro?
McWilly: Courtesy-
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McWilly: Professio--
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McWilly: Respect
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Wilco: I just figured it meant checking people randomly... i got stopped 3 times in brooklyn yesterday. Same pig each time.

McWilly: Sounds about right.

by inparticularly June 28, 2012