A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.
by Vin coosan July 24, 2014
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Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants
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Single handedly Carrying a group to unlikely success with a combination of mental strength, leadership and work ethic.
The way he keeps Butlering this ragtag team of injured has-beens through the playoffs is incredible.
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by billybohiggins July 19, 2011
Get the buttering the trout mug.When a female acquires butt sweat and then the male takes his penis and rubs it in between her butt cheeks until his penis is covered in sweat, thus buttering his hotdog.
dude, did you hear last night that brad was buttering a hotdog with angelina
That's gross, I hope she didnt eat it afterwards.
That's gross, I hope she didnt eat it afterwards.
by ballsbigmund October 10, 2011
Get the buttering a hotdog mug.1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.
2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.
2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.
"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."
"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"
"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"
by PashPartake January 31, 2012
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