broner

1. A bro's boner
2. An erection achieved while in the commission of fraternal events.

Trent: Touch my broner dude.

by Albert E. December 27, 2007

broner

n. A boner one has for one's brother.

Damn, I bet Payton Manning's TD just gave Eli a huge broner!

by Tobias Funke January 14, 2007

broner

An erection caused by the sight of an attractive female driving an 80's moddle Ford Bronco II.

"Dude, that chick in the bronco just gave me a huge broner!"

by LP Beef May 15, 2005

Broner

Broner is not a object like a boner. Broner is a fealing of happiness when with one or more of your "bros". broner can be used as a gay term but will not hold the same meaning. Non gay word. If another guy comments on a mans broner it is now gay.

Non-gay<normal meaning> Dude that was a good run it gave me a broner.

Gay<dont use it> Dude your'e broner is so big, dude look at my broner, my broner is so big.

by Myan renhoward February 18, 2011

Broner

When youre psyched for your bros

John: Dude my band just got this sweet gig at that hot new club in town

Freddy: that gives me the biggest broner

by k'ran wood March 31, 2008

Beasty Broner

A Jeff Martin induced boner. The ultimate boner (level 10 in stiffness) that a male can achieve, from another male. Typically resulting from being in close proximity of Jeff Martin and/or thinking about Jeff Martin.

The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.

"Jeff just gave me a Beasty Broner" - The Beast

"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast

Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"

by Project Halifax January 3, 2014

Yul Brynner with a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis.

Pepe; "Hey John?"

John: "What's up Pepe?"

(Pepe is urinating behind a tree on the golf course)

Pepe; "Come over here and check out Yul Brynner with a turtleneck!"

by gamisiking August 6, 2016