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browse categories store blog

your so bored you decide to search up the things at the top of the website- damn bro.

search up search up if your that bored :)

NOW GO TO sLeEP
person: i'm bored
person: ok search up browse categories store blog
person: ok your more bored then me here's the phone-
by Chocolate Fish May 20, 2021
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trouser bowser

When you shit yourself with such force it goes through your underwear. The term is from when Bowser ass stomps like in Mario 3 when you defeat him by making him ass stomp through the blocks.
I sneezed so hard I let loose a trouser bowser. I tried to to lift way too much and a trouser bowser was released.
by Bokro June 18, 2014
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urban dictionary browse store blog discord advertise

I honestly dont know what to say to you man. instead of doing your homework or working out, instead you decided to type out what was on the top of the urban website. if you dont know what bieng productive is, well thats what your not doing. i recommend going outside, breathing air and touching grass. *sigh* NOW GO OUTSIDE KID STOP BIENG A LAZY LONER
kyle was supposed to be studying for his upcoming exams but he decided to waste his time looking up urban dictionary browse store blog discord advertise
by YourMumSussy April 4, 2023
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Bowser of the house

A jerk who you live with who likes to steal your precious items and is just a complete asshole.
by Myfistslipped February 19, 2011
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Browse and Jerk

The act of browsing random MySpace pages and finding decently hot chicks, with decently hot pictures.
One then proceeds to jerk off to these said pictures.

*note*- said activity can also be applied to Facebook and a variety of other social networking sites, but due to the popularity, and low security settings, MySpace is preffered.
Kid 1- Hey dude so what'd you do last night?

Kid 2- Nothing much, just stayed home and did a little Browse and Jerk

Kid 1- Wtf is that?

Kid 2- it's when you click on Browse in MySpace, and change the settings to like, female, between the ages of 18-21, within 10 miles from my zip code, then you look for the really slutty ones and jerk off to their pics. Trust me, theres something about it that makes it better than porn.

Kid 1- You're a fucking creep.

Kid 2- Thanks.
by see_saw_badly August 2, 2009
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The Bowser

When one man comes behind another placing a hand in front(but not on) his balls, using the other hand to grab his ass causing him to hump forward. If this works the guy will scoot right into a nutgrab.
The Bowser was done to me me and it felt good.
by Jon Lorden January 25, 2008
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