Britney Spears

A really good singer who went off the rails for a couple months, but she came back stronger than ever. Britney is pretty and a good person who got screwed in her music contracts, she's an amazing person though and people appreciate her or should.

Wow Britney Spears is such a good singer I wish we were friends.

by Reallyrealdeal March 31, 2020

The Britney

To ritualisticly shave ones head in a desperate search for attention.

That kid paid the hair stylist free samples from walmart for his haircut, and he got the britney!

by teaAnyone March 2, 2007

Britney '07

A state of being whereby the sufferer feels similar to how pop star Britney Spears must have felt during her 2007 meltdown. The opposite of Lohan '04.

Chip: The party was fuckin' sick last night, feeling it today though.
Dave: Yeah, feeling pretty Britney '07 right now.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015

Brittney Spears

Dirty slut who married white trash.

Brittney Spears married Kevin Federline.

by er*bear November 9, 2006

Britney Moment

-to have a Britney moment means to shave your head.

(Your friend arrives at school with a hairless head)
>hey
>>holy shit what happened to you! you have a Britney moment?

by Meghan Riley July 20, 2008

Britney Queers

a gay man seen with Britney Spears, supposedly on a date

Britney Queers are often members of boy bands.

by h. thurber January 29, 2005

Brittney

Brittney is absolutely perfect in every way possible and she deserves a guy equally as perfect.. Like someone named Braydon cause its proven that Braydon's have big Johnson's

<3 Brittney <3

by Ilovebrittney July 13, 2014