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cosby boxers

similar to cosby sweater

when a guy or girl eats a fruity cereal before giving a guy a blowjob and proceeds to vomit all over his penis/pelvic area while trying to deepthroat. these "boxers" would, in theory, match the awful sweaters that bill cosby wore in the 1980s.
Girl: I can't go any further! *vomits*

Guy: *slaps girl* Bitch, you just gave me a pair of cosby boxers!!
by jackbauer123 February 19, 2010
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Boxers

Underwear commonly worn by males. Like briefs, boxers are used to support your penis and balls, but to a less and more comfortable extent. This is good because of comfort, but your balls tend to flop around alot and your penis is always slapped around by your thighs when you walk, sometimes causing it to harden. Boxers are the most common clothing item to catch your sperm in as some boys jerk off in their boxers or even wake up to a wet dream where their dick is pumping out hot jizz all over themselves. Overall boxers are a little bit better then briefs, but not if you get erections easily.
Last night I had a throbbing boner which wouldnt go away so i pulled down my pants and boxers I started fapping hard and quick at my dick. I was about to squirt when my dad came in so I quickly pulled my boxers to hide my erection from my dad. The feeling of silk on my sensitive penis was the last straw and we both watched as my hard cock bobbed up and down as it pumped jizz all over my boxers, staining them creamy white. My dad laughed embarrasingly and almost ran out the room, leaving me standing there half naked with my boxers filled with steaming, sticky jizz.
by Callum69 June 12, 2009
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Cock Boxer

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I was running late for work and this policeman gave me a $400 speeding ticket. What a cock boxer.
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