we're both wearing jeans...

as seen in a bumper sticker on facebook in the phrase:
"so...we're both wearing jeans...wanna make out?"
when a makeout sesh is desired, but you want to be discrete about it, you say "so...we're both wearing jeans..." and wait for a response.
not many people are familiar with this term, so it may need some explanation.

hey ainslie...so we're both wearing jeans...

ahahaha.

by vivelerockk07 April 7, 2008

Play both ends against the middle

Idiom

To make two people or groups oppose each other so that you can gain/get an advantage from the situation.

Politicians often play both ends against the middle by bringing up religion into the politics.

Synonyms: Work both ends/sides against the middle.

by Zami Karzai September 2, 2018

I'm on both

Being drunk and high at the same time.

Let's go to the club, because I'm on both!

by DianeP April 7, 2017

Diggin’ The Both

Enjoying spending time with your friends; enjoying spending time with yourself as well.

Friend: “What’s up guys?”
Me: “Not much man, just Diggin’ The Both!”

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

not rowing with both oars in the water

An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.

by bob_johnson May 8, 2021

Best of both worlds

When you take both an upper and a downer at the same time and experience visions and side effects from both drugs

Miley Virus (singing): “You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Chill it out, take it slow, then you rock out the show! You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Take both pills together, then you know you got the best of both worlds!”

by rosenovarocks July 27, 2021

Cigarette lit on both sides

To be in a sticky situation, where you are getting fucked regardless. There is no winning

A cooler way to say stuck between a rock and a hard place, like cigarette lit on both sides. Can’t do nothing about it

by spahT May 19, 2023