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Bouquet

The act of grabbing one's penis and testicles from their bases. By protruding each from the top of your tightened fist, the end result should resemble that of a bouquet of flowers.
"Man, I'm really enjoying this group text right now."

"Bouquet them and let them know!"
by Thrillah November 9, 2012
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bonquesha

bonquesha can also be a guy named jimmy who is gay ;)
he likes men. he's bonquesha
by Matt February 16, 2003
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ball bouquet

an epidermal display or offering from a male of good breeding. sometimes referred to as the basket of fruit or cockandballs this phallic and scrotal presentation is guaranteed to elicit a strong response from the intended recipient. not recommended for public wooing.
So Rick whipped out the ball bouquet and said, "My nuts are on your shoulder", and Matt in a stage of fervid denial pleaded, "No they're not..."
by joesgarbage January 5, 2004
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broquest

a masculine, (temporary) triumvirate, whose main objectives are to surpass the quantity of manliness inherant in popular movie 300, to "quest" for women (specifically those from Woodbridge), and to mutually support eachother in the group emotionally, spiritually, and above all heterosexually. Each member embodies an elemental animalistic avatar that defines their persona.

not to be mistaken for "questing for bros"
"he used 'er' as 'rar', and leaks testosterone. he must be in broquest!"
by alec mckay April 16, 2008
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bouquette

A cunt. Taken from the Italian
you are a bouquette. spoken by christopher moltisanti in the sopranos
by komunicator March 19, 2007
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barque lounger

the lounger someone sits in while he or she is barking orders to those around them.
my husband just sits in his barque lounger barking out orders to me and the rest of the family!
by lindy 1943 April 13, 2010
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Bouquet

When you fart in the shower and it suddenly becomes a gas chamber. Escape at all costs or effects can be lethal.
*farts*
"O fuck, i just made a bouquet"
*proceeds to escape the shower at any cost necessary, because no one wants to die like a jew*
by Filthy Jewish Priest November 26, 2017
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