Blurfing

The art of pretending to work while actually scrolling endlessly through nonsense on your phone, only to panic and alt-tab when the boss walks by.

"Jeff spent his entire morning blurfing through memes and conspiracy theories, only to look shocked when his manager asked for the report he hadn’t even started."

by b@mb00zlet0n March 8, 2025

blorpindols

pronounciation: Bl-or-PIN-dolls assholes

omg these people are such blorpindols!

by a gay protogen March 12, 2025

Blerping

blerping, a term used for shoving a fleshlight into a guys ass ans fucking it

yo bro me and my buddy stitch were blerping last night

by CREAMYDREAMS March 22, 2026

stomach burping

When your stomach starts to do whale sounds and you want to kill yourself in the process because you've done it in front of your crush.

When John invited his crush to Starbucks, his stomach burping, so he tried to kill himself before the coffee was served.

by anonymous June 6, 2022