blump slap

blump slap as in blumpkin(when u get a blowjob while taking a crap), is when u wipe ur ass and slap the person giving you a blumpkin(the blumpkee) in the face, and make sure to hit em w/ some chunks

She was doin it all wrong so i gave her a blump slap, and that got her workin.

by jnizzlexXx April 17, 2008

blumpkeroni

Giving yourself head while pinching a loaf. A cross between blumpkin and limberoni. (If your not sure what limberoni is search for limberoni.jpg on the web.

Nothing like a blumpkeroni to take the edge off.

by Mr. Blumpkin September 8, 2004

Blepping

The act of using a stiffened arm and hand to awkwardly pat an animal, object, or person.

Hudson: Aw, this dog deserves a good blepping! Blep! Blep!

by Goins and His Diet Coke December 4, 2016

blapping

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis

To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face

by Dan February 12, 2005

Clit blipper

A sexual device such as a "rooster" (cock-ring outfitted with protuberant device) that is designed to stimulate the woman's clitoris during an act of sexual intercourse to abet the female partner's achievement of orgasm. Related word: French Tickler.

"I finally made Alice come last night, Norton. Thanx for letting me borrow your rooster."

"Anytime, Ralphie Boy -- just ask, 'n the clit blipper's yours."

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

vtec blipping

1. the hitting of vtec then quickly switching to the next gear as soon as it hits. 2. to hit vtec while under full acceleration while switching gears early enough to fall in and out of vtec.

1st gear mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(vtec)AWWWWWWW shft 2nd gear mmmmmmmmmmmm(vtec)AAAAAAAWWW shift 3rd gear mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(vtec)AWWWWWWWWWW etc. (vtec blipping)

by zeppdogg aka hondaman November 4, 2007

Blumper

When a male is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and a girl is giving a blowjob at the same time.

When trailer trash whores having nothing else better to do than having sex with their nephews

by Ezekiel November 11, 2003