Blanket Party

Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.

After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

Butter my blanket

Alternative term for jacking off while under the covers.

Jesse~ Hey guys I'm getting ofline, I'm going to go butter my blanket!

Derek~ eugh tmi!

Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!

by twPH4NT0M November 5, 2017

peeps in a blanket

An unlikely but delicious combination of peeps wrapped in freshly cooked bacon, invented by James Newland at Biola University.

Man, I gotta get me some peeps in a blanket!

by mrongey May 19, 2009

Blanketwanker

An adult child still living at home usually in the basement, usually jobless.

Poor old Charles, as if he does not have enough to worry about, his only child is a 28 year old blanketwanker who now has a pregnant girlfriend.

by bones1971 August 5, 2009

Blanket Squad

The term 'Blanket Squad' refers to four or more people who share a picnic blanket to eat lunch and share stories.

"Oh here comes the Blanket Squad"

by MMZMTS April 12, 2016

Blanket of Horribleness

The lens with which we look back on a relationship after it ends, abandoning all decent or positive memories and turning it into a failure.

"Your relationships were not all bad because they ended. You are just covering them with the blanket of horribleness."

by Denarse the Great February 11, 2022

airplane blanket

to initiate closer contact with an unsuspecting member of the opposite sex by offering them an airplane blanket that is far undersized for two people to fit under.

also refers to such blanket used for this purpose

"Yeah so, i totally airplane blanketed her. she went for it and we cuddled"

by Master Blanket Pilot January 29, 2009