Bent Cock 

Usually someone who is a plumber and runs out of L shaped pipe. Need I say more?

hey that Liam plumber has a bent cock

Bent Cock by connels a fag August 19, 2021

bent wrist 

code word for a male thats very very girly or gay

Wow their are so many bent wrist males in here

bent wrist by me82to January 29, 2010

bent over the barrel  

Getting screwed over in the worst possible sense. Right up there with BOHICA.

I really got bent over the barrel with this detail.

bent over the barrel by kitesoldier October 30, 2008

bent legs 

an insult used to confuse the opponent, usually referring to when someone is short and fat and/or a chode.

jim: nice haircut
brian: stfu jim ur a slag
jim: bent legs

bent legs by wowcsgo December 29, 2015

Bent Covin' 

1) when one explains incredibly simple concepts in mind-bogglingly complex terms, to create the illusion that one is a "straight up G"

2) when one spends all disposable income on luxury items in the hopes of landing some serious, deal-breaking, high-school snatch

3) when one creates the illusion that one's blackberry is ringing "off da hook" with important business calls, by answering non-existent calls and emails with snappy one-liners derived from one's last name (see also: douschebag)

Mike: Hey Doug, check out that chick over there... I'd like to do some due diligence and check out her cost-benefit analysis.. maybe give her my LOI to get some marginal rate of return on those titties.

Doug: Yo... Morgan Stanley, stop bent covin' me and just shoot me straight...

Bent Covin' by D'Andre Creamer June 22, 2007

bent bert 

a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass

"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "

bent bert by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

bent carrot 

Another term for Peyronie's Disease, a treatable (albeit embarrassing) condition that causes a man's erection to curve unnaturally. Most often associated with Xiaflex, a medication used to treat Peyronie's.

It's perfectly normal to have a bent carrot, but an unusual bend or bump that bothers you may be a sign of Peyronie's Disease.

bent carrot by The Carrot Man December 25, 2021