Benzinga

To make shit up

“I made $5,000,000 on the stock market today!”
“Oh Benzinga”

by Spectroll September 26, 2022

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Benzinga

Fake news; satire; fear, uncertainty and doubt

The best way to make poor life decisions is to read benzinga!

by Spectroll September 28, 2022

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Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month

Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.

by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023

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Beijing Drift

Dropping a load onto the stomach and it rolls down before she can get up..

When you drop a load on the stomach of a woman and it rolls down, then before she can get up, baammmm, 9 months later you have a newborn.. and that my friend is what you call a Beijing Drift..

by The pimple popper March 25, 2023

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The Beijing Obscurantism is a peculiar phenomenon typically experienced by American expats who've lived in China for an extended period of time. Upon their return to the United States, they begin seeing their homeland through the lens of a cultural Da Vinci - observing the ordinary as extraordinary, finding profound meaning in fast food, and perceiving a Walmart aisle as an avant-garde art installation. This overwhelming sense of renaissance often results in a sudden urge to write a series of philosophical treatises about the profundity of reality TV shows and the existential significance of memes.

John's so into 'Double Rainbow Guy' after years in China. Classic case of Beijing Obscurantism!

by TatohSum May 16, 2023

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