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by Beijing man April 16, 2022
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Beinger

Having to take a dump in the world
I am beinger
by Tillica June 14, 2022
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Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.
by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023
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Beesinger

Amazing people. A Few are direct ancestors of Pilgrims Stephen Hopkins, Constance Hopkins whom sailed from England to America in 1620 on the Mayflower.
Some Beesingers descended from Pilgrims.
But no Pilgrims were Beesingers.
by MamawBee February 4, 2023
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Beinger

A beinger is someone with naught cares for the world due to their stature.
My mother in law is something of a beinger. She feigns interest but ultimately she's inherited a lot of money.
by Gdubs234 October 30, 2022
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Beijing Drift

Dropping a load onto the stomach and it rolls down before she can get up..
When you drop a load on the stomach of a woman and it rolls down, then before she can get up, baammmm, 9 months later you have a newborn.. and that my friend is what you call a Beijing Drift..
by The pimple popper March 25, 2023
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Beijing Obscurantism

The Beijing Obscurantism is a peculiar phenomenon typically experienced by American expats who've lived in China for an extended period of time. Upon their return to the United States, they begin seeing their homeland through the lens of a cultural Da Vinci - observing the ordinary as extraordinary, finding profound meaning in fast food, and perceiving a Walmart aisle as an avant-garde art installation. This overwhelming sense of renaissance often results in a sudden urge to write a series of philosophical treatises about the profundity of reality TV shows and the existential significance of memes.
John's so into 'Double Rainbow Guy' after years in China. Classic case of Beijing Obscurantism!
by TatohSum May 16, 2023
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