bedroom eyes

sexy, suggestive eyes that make one want to totally be in a bedroom with the bearer.

"did you see the guy in the blue? the one with the mega bedroom eyes?"

by gangsta L December 9, 2004

bedroom zombie

While having intercourse with a woman from behind, the man proceeds to withdraw his penis, from the anus or vagina, and spits on the woman's back. This simulates an ejaculation. The woman, thinking the sex is over, turns around, only to have the man let loose with his semen all over her face.

Haha! You're the bedroom zombie!

by Dragnoun October 1, 2003

Bedroom Jedi

1. Meaning one who holds sway over others by using his/her mystical 'force' to lure them to the bedroom.

2. A MASTER of sexual activities, using mind tricks and simple 'hand gestures' to get what they want.

Stag pulled that lass by just looking at her!?
He's obviously a Bedroom Jedi!

by Yoda August 19, 2004

bedroom programming

Software or video game programmed by amateur coders, who program for the love of it, not for making money for publishers.

Uplink is one of the best modern bedroom programming games.

by CannedLizard December 23, 2003

bedroom antics

the act of sex; making love

Sally was very tired after she and S.B. finished their bedroom antics. He was such a good lover she always felt relaxed and happy for hours.

by lilredvxn June 24, 2005

Bedbrary

When your bed is covered in books and looks more like a library than a place to sleep.

I think it's time to organize my bedbrary. My pillow is somewhere underneath Joyce, Gaiman and Hardy.

by Nurver July 2, 2009

bedroom eyes

(1) Eyes that are naturally heavy-lidded, giving their owner a permanently sultry look. (2) When someone's eyelids have drooped as part of an expression of desire.

(1) I could just lose myself in Jensen Ackles' bedroom eyes. (2) I was making out with David yesterday and he was totally giving me bedroom eyes.

by enb14 October 30, 2011