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Jew Bastard

Someone who is a very manipulative, stingy, penny-pinching, self-righteous snob. Snobby is optional, yet adds to the Jew factor. This term does not mean the person is an actual bastard of a Jewish parent. When the term "Jew" doesn't fit, adding "Bastard" is equivalent to underling the word "Jew".

Jew Bastard also represents an actual Jew that thinks their religion is superior to others, either speaking openly or doing so through actions.

Jew Bastard is the ultimate rape word for someone who is cheap, or will do anything to not throw a coin at anything. Cutting costs by cheating and lying. The term Jew and the act of being stingy is by no means an accident.
Alex stole utensils from Denny's to use in his home, and then continued to berate the waitress for no reason, and failed to leave a tip. In essence Alex is the biggest Jew Bastard to walk the earth on two feet.
by Ethics Warrior August 14, 2008
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crazy dutch bastard

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold
Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!
by david May 4, 2003
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Bastardish

Did you see that guy, what a bastardish person
by Ryan Cimmerer February 14, 2008
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bastards berries

A euphemism for men's testicles. Most people just call them balls or nuts, but if you want to get creative, they can be called bastards berries.
She kicked him in the bastards berries and he doubled over in pain.
by Hitchhiker42 April 8, 2020
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Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation
Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack
by heynow_1 July 25, 2010
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3 year bastard

Someone who fails the first year of college/Sixth form and as a result have to do another year just to complete their 2 year course.

A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.

In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.
Adam: Hey, you going uni next year?

Chaperzz: Nah, man I need to complete chemistry A level.

Adam: What!? You 3 year bastard.
by Lycatel July 9, 2010
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bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.
Man, Tom is so bastarded.
by niggakooch August 18, 2009
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