Bathroom Ballet

When two men stand back to back holding the other man’s dick Simultaneously peeing in the toilet while the other one aims for them. So one mans peeing in the toilet while the other holds and aims for them.

“So I was at the DG bathroom and some man offered to engage in a bathroom ballet. It was beautiful.

by Banana & Split April 7, 2022

she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.

Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!

by ferris is gay March 1, 2021

Meena Ballerina

A person who classifies themselves as a ballerina solely because the word rhymes with the name, "Meena."

"...I don't think that Meena Ballerina chick is a ballerina at all, dude."

by Meena Ballerina March 7, 2008

Eighth Street Ballers

A violent, Chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. They deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as Jenkem. Customarily, they Optimize their victims before mugging them. Members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.

Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.

Dontrell was claiming Eighth Street Ballers, so I gave him a buck fifty.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

ballet

A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.

Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"
Girl: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Saturday?"
Girl: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Sunday?"
Girl: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....

by Anne & Friend June 20, 2004

balled him up

'I balled him' is a 1970s slang term meaning, 'I fucked him'

I went out with Albert last night and I balled him up in the back seat of his car.

by AlPacino1972 August 3, 2014

Matzo Balled

Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.

If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.

by $uper $teve February 14, 2010