Bloatsburg

The large city in the show 'Doug'. Major events such as Beets concerts are often held there.

Bluffington is a smallish town on the outskirts of Bloatsburg.

by Diggity Monkeez May 8, 2005

BLOAT

Acronym for biggest loser of all time

You wack it three times a day into a Kleenex tissue. You’re a fucking BLOAT, dude.

by tmor84 December 19, 2018

blerton

the best looking albanian you‘ve ever seen with a fucking 7“ cock that can destroy every girls ass

Girl 1: is that blerton? i want to fuck with him so bad
Girl 2: yeah, i did last night and he was sooo good

by gabe itch 69420 September 27, 2020

Paul Blart

A variation on the blumpkin wherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

"Why does Roger seem so down today?"
"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."
"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."

by Simplicius April 15, 2009

Water Bloat

A time when you drink too much 'essence of life' and look really fat for ages. Common Youtube Videos are based around this gimmick. Can extend to you looking pregnant when it is just water.

"OMG, i did'nt know men could get pregnant!"

"Yeah, 38 weeks in."

"Really?"

"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."

by danza3142 November 11, 2009

Paul Blart

Originally from southern Ontario. It's when you pop a bar, take a shot and then hit a fat popper.

"Yo Paul Blarts this weekend?"
"I did a Paul Blart last night it was fucked"

by Untitled_07 November 16, 2016

blert

someone who is of less than average intelligence

stop arsing about,you fuckin`blert

by wilkie January 11, 2009