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Biker’s crotch

When you’re riding a bike, or even sit down for a while and your ass and taint hurts like crazy
Jay: Dude my fucking ass is killing me!
Xavier: My man you got a mean biker’s crotch
by Goldfish26 September 1, 2020
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Biker Jo

A term used to describe the change in a persons presentation and personality once a level of extreme exhaustion and delirium is reached.

Such changes can be identified when the inidividual (male or female) can present in the form of a middle aged biker, speaking gruffly and less eloquently than usual, prone to using vulgar expressions much to their own amusement. Often a result of extended hours in the office.
Conversation between friends: What are your thoughts on contraception?

Friends common response: "Contraception has never really been my thing, it takes away from the full experience"

Common 'Biker Jo' response when in delirious state: (punching fist into palm of hand while gruffly explaining) "I like a bit of skin on skin you know, nothing quite like it! "(Repeats action of punching fist to palm) .

It is at this point the person effected from such exhaustion should be directed to the couch or bed for a nap.
by Phuk dat April 26, 2017
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vegetable biker

A term used for mounting and riding a mong.
He's a right vegetable biker he is.
by crispie May 28, 2012
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Dumb Dirty Biker

A Dirty Biker who went back in 2021 and got infected twice.
I recovered from Covid-19 from Sturgis 2020, but got a breakthrough case at Sturgis 2021 from another Dumb Dirty Biker.
by anonymous August 25, 2021
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mountain biker

a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails
girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!
by THEOFFICIALPPMAN July 5, 2021
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Biker's Dozen

69.
"That looks like a Biker's Dozen."

"You mean Baker's dozen?"

"Nope."

"How many is in a Biker's Dozen?"

"69."

"Nice."
by LuChaosTheory July 5, 2021
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biker’s family

n. An extremely grizzled adult with a singed beard, one eye, a drug-addled husband and three dirty kids of ill-defined parentage.

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I gots the perfect life. A harley sway back and a biker’s family. Yee haw!

That ain’t no biker’s family. You ain’t grizzled but a little.
by gnostic3 August 13, 2022
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