flash bastard

British slang for a rich person who exhibits poor taste. The high society version of a chav.

Originally Victorian slang for an illegitimate child who presents himself as if he were a true heir; a person who often acts above their station.

Jerry's been checking the time all night just so he can show off his Rolex, the flash bastard.

by Keenath July 1, 2008

Action Bastard

A fictional hero from the poorly drawn anime new to adultswim "shin chan". In the show, shin always watches action bastard on tv. Action bastard is always using his "bastardness" to save the day aginst vilans every week.

Wow, thanks action bastard! you really saved my ass back there.

by flclimax1 September 7, 2007

Bastard Whore Fucker

A guy who cheats on his wife or fiancee with a slut.

Dick: Honey, I want to apologize for not remembering our anniversary yesterday, will you forgive me?

Jane: You didn't even come home last night You were probably screwing your secretary you Bastard Whore Fucker! I'm leaving you!

by ttboy123 August 29, 2011

Bastard Juice

Cum Semen Jizz Spunk That white shit you squirt into dirty whores to get them pregnant so you can leave them and their illegitimate offspring behind.

Oh no, someone got me pregnant! I must have got pumped full of bastard juice.

by DirtyDfromtheBAC October 5, 2015

Clam Bashers

Lebians. From the position where their pussys rub together, thus bashing clams.

I saw Tina with her new girlfriend last night. I never knew those two were clam bashers.

by Boomermack February 28, 2009

ambidextrous bastard

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

sketch bastard

one who acts so sketchy in public that they bring attention to you from everyone around you.

the freshman acted like sketch bastards the first time they smoked.

by SStrock September 1, 2010