sex alarm

When you set your alarm half hour/ hour early to make time for sex before work

Steve- ' Damm the alarm's gone off an hour early, what are we going to do for the next hour' ?

Alice- ' Dont worry, that's just the sex alarm' !

by unico2525 September 14, 2010

tennessee alarm clock

girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.

i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.

by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009

azariah

shes a cute girl happy will make u smile funny dont like bullys

azariah says i will not be bulled for anyone

by abbbda123 November 23, 2013

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

sexy alarm clock

when a girl goes down on you to wake you up.

yo want some coffee?
no i just got a sexy alarm clock im wide awake!

by goind0wnlikeA ph@t.B October 28, 2013

Hank Azaria

A weirdly attractive actor who doesn’t scream Brad Pitt Handsome, but is Handsome in his own way. He’s someone that is way out of your league, but isn’t far from the societal norm. He’s sorta like that good looking middle aged man that was your neighbor. See Sexly

Hank Azaria is fine af

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 4, 2019

Frank Azar

An accident or injury lawyer in Colorado. Goes by “Frank D. Azar, The Strong Arm”. Also commonly known as “Daddy Azar”.

I want to get strong-armed in the ass by Frank Azar.

by gfindle September 22, 2020