Cult Awareness Month starts in August, and is not widely celebrated, mostly because I just made it up.
by JoggingPotatoes October 24, 2019
Get the Cult Awareness Monthmug. The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.
"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."
by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013
Get the anal tactile awarenessmug. A disability affecting some people when they are trying to fall asleep. Psycho-analytic awareness sufferers will focus on any noise (most commonly the television or room mates talking) to the point where they cannot fall asleep. This likely is caused by the individuals unconscious attempts to make sentences and paragraphs out of the words they hear just before sleep. Can often cause sleeplessness and insomnia.
Marie left the television on the Food Network in the living room again last night. I layed away all night listening to it through the wall because of my psycho-analytic awareness.
by Schwinndala August 1, 2010
Get the Psycho-analytic awarenessmug. Feb. 13th, the day before Valentine's Day. Because so many people don't have relationships (or do, and they hate Valentine's Day anyway), Feb 13th is the day where single people do nothing, there are no cards, no flowers or anything like that.
by IrishRepublicanArmy February 14, 2004
Get the singles awareness daymug. Person making it aware of what celebrity A is doing even though some may not care. Potential stalker material
HBO Fan 1: "Ralph Garman is talking about Emma Stone again! I'm glad he does this, She is sooo hot! He's my favorite celebrity awareness booster!"
HBO Fan 2: Take a drink!
HBO Fan 3: He's kinda creepy
HBO Fan 2: Take a drink!
HBO Fan 3: He's kinda creepy
by DaXTreme SModfan January 24, 2011
Get the Celebrity Awareness Boostermug. by theamazinggoldhillian April 13, 2009
Get the cell phone awarenessmug. a syndrome linked to a fetus becoming aware while in the womb. Usually accompanied by symptoms of hyper intelligence and hyper lethargy.
by Neil Bartlett April 5, 2006
Get the fetal awareness syndromemug.