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Teen Choice Awards

Kid's Choice Awards 2.0. Ages 5 - 8. Created by FOX. A rigged, scripted, unofficial awards show presenting fake awards to very "special" child celebrities who set bad examples to children of older or equal age, mostly to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. They use laugh tracks to make it even more stupider.
Smart celebrity nominated for an award: I think I am too old for the Teen Choice Awards. I am not even going to attend, like I give a shit if I win one.
by Smart American Male March 22, 2009
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Awabaduh

Word commonly used when a person speaks inarticulately and is not understood, and badly needs to realize that it is not your hearing at fault but his or her own indecipherable speech.

Word originated from the commonly used sayings "a-what!" and "say what now?"
Your walking down the street in Chinatown when a short Chinese man walks up to you and starts asking you for directions but you cannot understand him so you space out for the next couple minutes until he stops talking. And then you say Awabaduh after staring at him for ten minutes.
by Daniel I. April 14, 2004
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Awaken the Bacon

Slang term for having a wank or generally becoming aroused
just woke up, all alone.....time to awaken the bacon i think
by dan102 September 20, 2010
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grammy award

Used to be an alright system of giving merit to exceptionally good singers. Now it's just a rigged scamfest where talentless idiots get awarded just for being on MTV, VH-1, or B.E.T..
Few Grammy Awards are being given to those who make real music but are too poor to get any attention.
by rock fan April 29, 2003
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Are You Aware...

this block of nonsensical text is to be used as a device to baffle and incite confusion amoungst users of internet forums

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
A: guys life sucks and im thinking about blowing off my face with a shotgun and/or swallowing a bottle of pills. what should i do?

B: are you aware...
by nofx33 August 17, 2006
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I Move Away From The Mic To Breathe In

The action in which Tay Zonday partakes in during the Chocolate Rain video on Youtube. Often proceeded with a pair of asteriks, reasons for this are yet unknown.
**I move away from the mic to breathe in.

In chocolate rain, Tay Zonday **moves away from the mic to breathe in.

**I move away from the ____ to ____
by Sacrelicious September 17, 2007
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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

the sentence shown here is incorrect. The correct form is:
"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".
by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003
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