Automatic Freedom Dispenser

Synonym for gun

He held up his assault rifle and said, "I call it an automatic freedom dispenser."

by aeouhtns November 9, 2011

AUTOMATIC

absolutely, of course, no doubt, shouldn't have to ask to reply because the answer is known already...reply or response given to a question or statement where the answer should already be known or a given(easy answer or answer to a stupid question)...

"hey...can i count on you to scoop me up at 7???" and the response is "AUTOMATIC BRO!!! I got you!!!" or "yo...do you ever shred the skatepark alot???" "AUTOMATIC SON!!! whenever and however..."

by ISORE852 April 10, 2010

automosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to cars and/or other vehicles (not to be confused with autosexual).

"Woah! Look at that sweet Camaro!"
"Why the fuck do you have such a boner for cars? Fuckin' automosexual."

by DerpDerpDerpyDerp October 28, 2006

automatic

An automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg.

An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive.

An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.

Damn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive.

Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man.

Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!

by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005

automagicly

adv. A misspelling of the word automagically. Used by the uneducated who think words like magically end with -cly.

Whooooa! That, like, happened all automagicly... and stuff...

by Spellosaurus January 8, 2009

Automotive bipolarism

The phenomenon of having one personality away from a car, and a polar opposite personality inside a car.

Lance's automotive bipolarism makes him an horrible and nervous wreck behind the wheel of a car.

by office glen December 14, 2010

The Automatic

A amazing Welsh rock band from Cowbridge. Best known for there 2006 single 'Monster'. the band consists of Robin Hawkins,
James Frost, Iwan "Wange" Griffiths and Paul Mullen. ( who is originally from Newcastle band Yourcodenameis:milo. ).

What's that coming over the hill? is it a monster?, is it a monster?


Who when to see the automatic live last night?


what's that mother? a great big hairy donkey? << lol O.o ( just for randomness = )

by bubbles darling December 9, 2008