assecution

To conquer/destroy an ass in a sexual or violent way.

The pornographic film we stole from my dad's desk had an assecution scene.

by Legionlovesllamas April 14, 2015

asseline

Vaseline derived from a homos ass

john loves to lather his abs up with asseline

by hung wang chung April 4, 2017

Assed out

To be out of luck or screwed.

"Mom, can I go to the mall?
"You're assed out because I have no gas to take up"

by anonymous December 8, 2020

back-assed-mcdick-bastard

a mix of swear words one screams at someone or something, perticularly when frustrated or livid. Often used in uncivilized conversation between two or more people.

Do you know how much of a back-assed-mcdick-bastard you are?

by ~Kat~ December 14, 2010

punk-assedness

The actual act of an individual who displays punk-ass behavior.

The idiot on our team is displaying his punk-assedness.

by shaggypb September 4, 2012

assbeard

The hairs directly above one's asscrack that as one ages may grow up and towards the waistline. Usually found on men.

Dude, is that codger hidin' a badger in his shorts or is that just a wicked assbeard?!

by katgrrl January 16, 2009

half-assedness

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timelessness.

Gary continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field: therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.

by K Numen February 11, 2007