An Androidian Slip is an error in texting via Swype that is interpreted incorrectly due to a fast key swype or inaccurately predicted text resulting in a confusing message only caught after the message has been sent to the other party.
Me: She's super nice in general, I mean just the other day she held up traffic just to help dicks from getting hot by a cat
You: Wtf?
Me: Stupid swype, she held up traffic to help ducks from getting hit by a cat
You: I don't get it
Me: Hit. By. Caaaarrrrrrrllllllll.
You: Oh an androidian slip, I got you now
You: Wtf?
Me: Stupid swype, she held up traffic to help ducks from getting hit by a cat
You: I don't get it
Me: Hit. By. Caaaarrrrrrrllllllll.
You: Oh an androidian slip, I got you now
by EXIx2 September 26, 2012
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by Iknowthis November 5, 2014
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Example of it used every day:
Person 1: Bro do you got an android?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Lol u a virgin my g??
Person 2: And I play fortnite too
Example of it used every day:
Person 1: Bro do you got an android?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Lol u a virgin my g??
Person 2: And I play fortnite too
by Fortnite is for losers February 1, 2021
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"Because they're all... androidy and stuff" - Shawn
by Not Shawn May 24, 2008
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Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
by Lovecave Leroy May 14, 2019
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Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”
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by WillyWhackerAttacker July 15, 2022
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Claimed by users to be an original product, but the creators of the OS publicly admitted by Chris DeSalvo, who worked alongside Andy Rubin at Danger before joining Google to build its mobile OS, says that the iPhone's announcement forced everyone on his team to realize that they "are going to have to start over."
They also claim everything is perfect with Android even in light of obvious issues like lag, storage self filling, phone slowdown the more it is used, the worst message service ever produced to name but a few.
The real reason the owners of Android devices use them is because there is nothing else that comes close to iOS, and with a history of hating Apple because they can't afford a decent computer, and were suckled on Hatorade. Normally work in a boring admin job with few prospects and hate on people with jobs in creative fields.
Claims of 'innovation' but just name Apps from the Apple App Store, or they just don't understand what the word really means.
They have a high tolerance to pleather, plastic.
Claimed by users to be an original product, but the creators of the OS publicly admitted by Chris DeSalvo, who worked alongside Andy Rubin at Danger before joining Google to build its mobile OS, says that the iPhone's announcement forced everyone on his team to realize that they "are going to have to start over."
They also claim everything is perfect with Android even in light of obvious issues like lag, storage self filling, phone slowdown the more it is used, the worst message service ever produced to name but a few.
The real reason the owners of Android devices use them is because there is nothing else that comes close to iOS, and with a history of hating Apple because they can't afford a decent computer, and were suckled on Hatorade. Normally work in a boring admin job with few prospects and hate on people with jobs in creative fields.
Claims of 'innovation' but just name Apps from the Apple App Store, or they just don't understand what the word really means.
They have a high tolerance to pleather, plastic.
This is a real example of a real conversation I had with an Android user.
HaemarRoid: my phone is much better than an iPhone
Me: really, lets have a look.
HaemarRoid: yeah, but you can't see the screen in daylight. (we were in the garden)
Me: and what are the white bobbles on the screen?
Android: oh that's the touch sensor, which doesn't work with multi-touch.
Me: Oh, okay, my iPhone works in daylight and has a screen that works properly without the bobbles.
HaemarRoid: I mean the next one to come out will work properly.
Me: Oh, okay!
HaemarRoid: my phone is much better than an iPhone
Me: really, lets have a look.
HaemarRoid: yeah, but you can't see the screen in daylight. (we were in the garden)
Me: and what are the white bobbles on the screen?
Android: oh that's the touch sensor, which doesn't work with multi-touch.
Me: Oh, okay, my iPhone works in daylight and has a screen that works properly without the bobbles.
HaemarRoid: I mean the next one to come out will work properly.
Me: Oh, okay!
by Andy Rubin February 9, 2014
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