Amazon and anal

Like Netflix and chill, but when your girl is shopping online while you fuck

Girl: Amazon and Anal?
Dude: Sure, I'll get the laptop you get the condoms

by TheCantoneseAsian April 4, 2016

amazon jungle

a hairy ass fucking pussy. a guys worst nightmare. case senario, you go down to finger a bitch and its so thick down there u feel like running to the garage to get the power hedge trimmers. please ladies keep it clean. :)

"holy fuck dude, i went down on that slut i met last night at the club, i swear to god i needed my machete to get through that amazon jungle!"

by hairy box is not good 4 u February 9, 2004

Flamming Amazon

When your railing a girl missionary style right before you cum you pull out and light her pubes on fire and extingush with your man sauce

Damn, i just gave that girl a Flamming Amazon!

by Parker Hutchison September 18, 2008

Amazon Predator

a person who stalks something that was ordered on Amazon through every step of shipping

mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator

mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online

by OG grandma May 27, 2015

amazon-go

To shoplift an item.

I'm about to amazon-go this snickers bar.

by Jaker17 December 6, 2016

amazon package

When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...

I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!

by My cock! March 9, 2016

amazon whore

A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.

Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.

by shitz96815 November 25, 2019