Astonie

Astonie (originally Astonied) was born in 2004. He would eventually join a team named Ache, and marry a dude named Dolphin. Dolphin was always controlling in their relationship and said the word dildo} too much, so Astonie pursued a relationship with a fellow Fnpl squad teammate Introessive. As their relationship progressed, the leader of Ache - Jacgloe - was brutally pitchforked and hardly escaped with his life. This had a strain on Introessive and Astonie's relationship, so they filed the divorce papers and Astonie went out looking for a new lover. He eventually found a hot egirl named Rose in which he is currently happily married to.

Astonie has a dig bick

by AcheTfUp April 20, 2019

The Allstonians

A kinda ska sounding band, who sings the song "Emily Slumber", which has a very sweet and fun melody and lyrics.

"Emily slumber sleeps through the haze of a long lonely June sfternoon, she doesn't number all of her days or the nights that she spends with the moon...by The Allstonians"

by luckyem April 6, 2009

8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida

schizophrenics headquarters

"Hey whats the big deal with 8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida?"

"It's where the Oddkast Magic happens."

by NiggerMauler23 March 19, 2022

Aston

A hot ass women

OMG its Aston i wanna bang her

by Steven Jobbyson September 24, 2018

dirty aston

Someone by the name of Aston Palmer who has a large cock and loves cars.
Ambitious individual and always gets what he wants.

I was dirty Astonated last night, I still can’t walk, however he picked me up in a lovely MR2.

by Dirty Aston March 30, 2020

alton

a really cute guy that plays sport and is also a jock

u r cute!

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Alstone'd

To shit your pants big style

Had a bad curry last night, Alstone'd it in the morning.

by Alstone March 18, 2009