At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009

lol-ing all over myself

To actually "lol" so hard, that you make a (rather embarassing) mess.

Keizra: I'm totally lol-ing all over myself.
Jess: Do you want me to get the shamwow? It'll have you saying Sham-WOW.

by Jesmica February 21, 2009

I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches

1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.

2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.

3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.

4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.

May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch

4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*

by P.V.B September 18, 2011

shit-all-over

Vb. To beat someone in a sporting event by an absurd margin characterized by an oppenent being completely outmatched.

Michigan is going to shit-all-over Northwestern this weekend.

by Mitch Cumstien December 15, 2003

Channing All Over Your Tatum

Whatever the hell you want it to mean. It's not dirty. It's just the name of famous movie actor Channing Tatum.

I'm on ubran dictionary lookin' up some slang, I come across the meaning for KD Lang, and guess what, I wanna Channing all over your Tatum

by The Cunt Brothers June 19, 2013

poppin' out all over the place

when describing a female, means one of two things:
1. she's fat: literally popping out of her clothes
2. she's popping out in all the right places (t + a)

"whoa--look at that one over there"
"day-um! that shit is poppin' out all over the place!"

by rich rick September 8, 2009

Hola, cum all over me lamas?

Also hola, como te llamas

American (White, super hot fine, SOAKING wet): Hola, cum all over me lamas?
Mexican (Guy): hola, sì.

Then he proceeds to bang the shit out of her.

by [e-mail] October 22, 2016