Alana

Alana is the best person in the world 🌎 she is humble funny absolutely beautiful she is the perfect girlfriend other times she can be sexy and be sarcastic, but by all means she is loveing also a bit dirty at times also savage lastley she is a amazing person you will ever meet. Amazing kisser

Alana i love her to death

by Anonymous11121314151617181920 February 8, 2019

Alan

the culmination of god, he is secretly omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a six-pack

damn bro is that Alan? man he looks nice

by Chinny Boi February 28, 2022

Alana

Beyond beautiful very smart and really short, Loves cheering, very goofy in person, takes her school work and future very seriously

Man I wish Alana was mine!
Alana is picture perfect!

by Zaskew4 July 26, 2016

Alana

The hottest person I have ever met or become friends with. She is SO attractive and, to put it straight, I want to have her children.

I have had so many fantasies of her it just isn't funny. I NEED ALANA!

by GOBias Industries July 20, 2008

Aljanah

Says phrases like “bastus” and “hellu.” Enjoys gala bida even when no monies. Loves dogs and ice cream. Associated with rogelio and alden

“bro, have u heard of aljanah??? she’s the nicest person in the world”

“wow she’s so nice. Her name must be aljanah”

by betterthanbanana January 31, 2020

Alan Shearer

The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face

Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me

by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016

Aland

The manliest dude you’ll ever meet. If he turns around and slaps you with his giant manly dick you should be grateful.

Aland has such a magnum dong, holy shit.

by _eggboi_ September 8, 2018