vacation amnesia

When you come back to school or work from your vacation and you can't remember what you did before your vacation.

Andy suffered from a bad case of vacation amnesia when he went back to school and couldn't remember what he had been learning before.

by RocketPower10 January 3, 2010

Agnostic

Someone who finds his life meaningful enough to pursue; without admitting or dismissing a God, and tolerant enough to respect either ways as a possible answer.

Believer: The great unicorn is omnipotent
Atheist: There is no a great unicorn.
Agnostic: naah, it doesn't matter.

by T-jex June 7, 2012

Urban Dictionary Amnesia

v.

The affliction suffered when you go on Urban Dictionary to look up a word, but after several minutes of reading all the Words of the Day you've missed since you were last on UD, you completely forget what you wanted to look up.

Today was the day I finally decided to figure out what the word "sex" meant. I pulled up Urban Dictionary, but was immediately distracted by all the Words of the Days that had been posted since I last needed to go on UD, to figure out what the word "boobies" meant. I came down with a case of Urban Dictionary Amnesia and forgot why I was even there in the first place. Ah well, I'm sure it's not that important anyway...

"Oh, right, that's why I was here"

*click*

"AWWW WHAT THE ASS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!"

And that's why i decided to try autofellatio.

by Innocentpants November 7, 2009

Grand Theft Amnesia

What occurs when you have played Grand Theft Auto for so long, it begins to rewire all previous learning in your brain, causing you to do really stupid shit without thinking. Depending on your level of intelligence, Grand Theft Amnesia can cause you to do anything from running red lights unintentionally to shooting at moving cars with various semi-automatic weapons or jacking cars at gunpoint.

The news recently reported a story of two young men in one of the Southern states who were arrested after being caught shooting at cars on the freeway. When questioned, the boys explained that they had just finished playing Grand Theft Auto and it seemed like a fun thing to try. They were obviously suffering from a bad case of Grand Theft Amnesia.

by Wendy Martin October 13, 2008

psychic amnesiac

A person who knows before hand what they will forget.

Dude: I am telling you Jerry, I will forget my keys on your dresser.

Jerry: Oh Dude, you're such a psychic amnesiac!

by XxmarkoxX July 20, 2011

amnesiorexia

The act of forgetting to eat, sometimes skipping meals for extremely long periods of time. Most people with amnesiorexia skip meals because they work, sleep, or are otherwise occupied, not because they desire to lose weight, and most enjoy eating. Amnesiorexics commonly forgo eating or drinking for at least 8 hours while they are awake.

The best cure for amnesiorexia is having a constant meal time, but having small snacks throughout the day is also helpful.

Busy interns, students, and gamers often have amnesiorexia.

Kate eats lunch at 12 PM, but because of two long classes (with a short break between them) she forgets to eat again until 10 PM. Kate may be amnesiorexic.

Will and his friends start a game of Risk around 10 PM, and are so absorbed in the game they play until it ends at 6 AM. Will realizes he hasn't eaten anything since 8 PM last night. Will may be amnesiorexic.

by fluorescent adolescent May 5, 2009

Agnetta

Ancient term, possibly of Latin origin, describing a mechanical contraption capable of emulating limited aspects of humanity but utterly lacking in true personality or emotional depth.

The Agnetta stared at us coldly, unable to respond in a manner consistent with human empathy.

by Lola Fudd November 5, 2014