Atones

The word "bummer" misspelled using T9 word text format on some mobile carriers.

Also as a synonym for the word "bummer" - not cool, lame, "that sucks", etc.

Emily: "Dude! I have a double exam in French tomorrow!"

Justin: "Atones, dude!"

by J_dog April 27, 2008

atomic nipple

(n.) oversized and/or protruding areolae. Also known as a puffy nipple. May make the nipple appear to be pointy (a condition known as "banana boob") or where the areola is not protruding may resemble a slice of pepperoni.Attraction to nipples of this nature is considered to be a fetish by some. Atomic nipples are rumored to be quite sensitive.

Nichole has huge atomic nipples, which I consider to be her soul redeeming quality. I really dug sucking on them.

by Blenderhead1991 May 13, 2009

atoga

an all-around cool guy

very atoga m8

by atoga October 8, 2003

Atomic Mushroom

The act of slapping one's penis off of a victims forehead, leaving a bright red mark resembling that of an atomic mushroom cloud.

my girl wouldn't finish me, so I stamped her with an atomic mushroom

by tims1416 September 18, 2009

atomic finger

an addition to the derogatory act of raising the middle finger, the opposite arm is raised simultaneously while flexing the bicep to give an emphasis of strength and intimidation.

note: at times an ordinary middle finger doesn't articulate the extreme disdain one might have for another, in these cases an atomic finger is more appropriate.

The other day I saw my ex-girlfriend holding hands with my best friend, so I dropped everything and gave them both an atomic finger.

by CL Media August 5, 2012

atomic trainwreck

a cocktail made from equal parts jack daniels and an energy drink called "joltin' joe espresso" it gets you so shitfaced you won't even be able to balance on your own ass however after a couple hours it will result in an excruciating hangover. It kind of tastes like chocolate. not recommended.

barkeep: hey try this new drink. I call it an atomic trainwreck.
ted: well, let's try it
ted: holy shit I can't stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was I thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that

by masteroffire January 16, 2013

Bikini atoll

A coral reef inside the Marshall island where us detonates a fuckton of nuclear weapons and gave sailors a fuckton of radiation so don't go there alright?

Johnson: so I heard James came back from bikini atoll how was it
Joseph: the good news is he said the view was so beautiful
Johnson: and the bad news?
Joseph: He got radiation poisoning
Johnson: fuck

by LindFich October 22, 2020