boob alert

When someone you know has their boobs hanging out of their shirt and you have to tell them to cover their ass up.

Friend 1: "Hey girl, don't you love my new little slutty shirt?"

Friend 2:"OMG girl, boob alert!!! cover those huge things up please!"

by Flawed_Angel January 24, 2007

nerd alert

Term used to call attention to a social or societal outcast.

As the geek was approaching the bar people began to shout "nerd alert"

by JDubb July 20, 2003

Beaver Alert

When a female wears a skirt or dress so short you can almost see her genitals.

Beaver Alert! That skank over there in the leopard print is showing everyone her business.

by Formore June 20, 2011

peter pan peanutbutter alert

When the shelves at a grocery run out of peter pan peanutbutter.

What do you mean there's a Peter pan peanutbutter alert!!!!!

by tony pinto December 30, 2007

nip alert

When a girl is out with a group of her girl friends and she asks a reliable girl friend to give her a heads up if her nips are visible.

My friend Tracey was so on nip alert last night after I wore that halter top.

by ChristinaFL September 28, 2005

bad bitch alert

something you say when a girl has done or saidsomething so badass or powerful you feel compelled to alert eveyone else in the room by uttering these three words

inappropriate office worker: *sexually harrasses bad bitch* (bad idea)
bad bitch: You better get your hands off me scumbag or I swear I'll kick your teeth in with my six inch heels
supportive office worker: Bad Bitch Alert!

by word_boner August 17, 2014

Douche Alert

When a douche bag aka dousch bag is approaching yourself and others and you must warn them before the douche gets close enough.

Where is Drew? Oh he's in the dishroom where he belongs. Here he comes, Douche alert!!! Douche alert!!!

by Soda Fountain May 15, 2006