9-5

The hours sheep work in their shitty desk jobs. This is unfortunately the fate that Mauro Bomba will suffer after high school. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t wanna grow up and work a shitty 9-5 job I don’t like

by Tyler “Ninja” Blevins September 24, 2019

957MB

Usually how many MB's are left after you've just installed Windows Vista on a 320Gig Hard Drive.

Teacher: Why Haven't you done your Homework James?
Pupil (James): I don't have the room for a text file larger than 97 Letters as I only have 957MB left.
Teacher: Why's That?
Pupil (James): I have Windows Vista.

by OldTimeyJunk November 2, 2010

951

internal model number for porsche 944 turbo

my 951 just left that RSX Type S eating my dust.

by nknasi January 7, 2008

9.5

1. 9.5 is my nickname
a. Size of penis
b. Number of fingers

2. The ladies and most men love 9.5

1. Don't call me Rob, call me 9.5, i have 9 1/2 fingers and a big wang.

2. Guy: 9.5 you rock me hard.
9.5: I know i just can't help myself.

Lady: 9.5 you rock me hard.
9.5: I know i just can't help myself.

by 9.5 February 5, 2004

956

She is everything...
She is the answer...
She is the reason...
Is there anything..
On this planet..
I love more than..
This beautiful woman?

956...she is my prize, my secret treasure, more valuable than all the wealth
obtainable...blessed is he...

by Wanderlust_721 August 31, 2023

9-5 girl

The type of girl you could stay with throughout the week 9-5(like a job) and not get tired of her

Carl: yea my girl she a 9-5 girl
Tyrone: oh so you like her

by Queentrilla October 20, 2020

9-5

A euphemism for blasting cum

Man, I was on the 9-5 last night with your mom.

by Rodneytapeface February 26, 2018