5 Star Bitch

Exactly like the word says. A bitch so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars. A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-TALENT (ex. creative in the bed, workplace, & family life.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes and desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 and knows proper grammar.)

Megan Fox would be a 5 star bitch minus the toe thumbs and so would Tyra Banks minus the forehead.

by 5$taRbxtCh November 29, 2009

5 sauce

The correct way to pronounce the shortened version of the band 5 Seconds Of Summers name. (5SOS)

Often 5SOS is mistakenly pronounced 5 es-oh-es angering original and older members of the 5SOS Fam.

New Fan: Oh my god I've found this amazing new band 5 es-oh-es I love them so much1!!11

5SOS Fam Member: I will hit you in the throat, were you previously a carrot? It's pronounced 5 Sauce.

by DefiningFandoms October 28, 2013

5 man dance

(noun) when a "ho" (woman) simultaneously pleasures five men using both of her hands and the three common sexual orifices.

Janie just did a threesome, i think she might be ready for a 5 man dance!

by dan plan June 26, 2008

5 Gifted Subs

CAN WE GET 5 GIFTED SUBS FOR FL0M CHECKING THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chat can we get 5 gifted subs for ____________?

by YoungManWillakers October 23, 2018

5 by 5

Respective rating used to report ballpark signal strength and clarity of a transmission. So a 5 by 1 means a strong signal is present, but what is saying cannot be understood. 1 by 5 means you can understand them, but a signal is barely coming in. 5 by 5 is ideal for both counts.

Can also be used nowadays to mean one is doing well.

Ex. A) – command to alpha2IC, do you read?
-command this is alpha2IC, I got you 5 by 5.

b) How’s it going?
I’m 5 by 5.

by vodka June 2, 2004

5 minutes

when you go to the supermarket with your mom and she says to stay in the car because she is just going to be 5 minutes to get a milk carton, but 30 minutes later when you died of heat in the car, she comes back with 7 bags of useless junk.

mom: stay in the car i'm just going to be 5 minutes
daughter/son: are you sure your going to be just 5 minutes?
daughter/son: *dies of heat*
mom: i'm back!

by else3 January 24, 2018

5/19/13

Has been seen on alot of signs/currency stating not what will happen but simply to "expect us" many expect apocalypse.

5/19/13

Expect us...

by scared9040911 July 28, 2010