year of the Jewish Republican

The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.

Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.

2004: the year of the Jewish Republican

2008: the year of the Jewish Republican

2012: the year of the Jewish Republican

2016: the year of the Jewish Republican

2020: the year of the Jewish Republican

2024: the year of the Jewish Republican

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 16, 2020

40 year old virgin

YOU, LOSER!!

Its also the name a very popular movie made by Steve Carell.

You are a 40 year old virgin because you will not have sex until you are 40.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

Chinese New Year

When someone wraps their genitals in fireworks and sets them off.

Did ya hear what happened to Johnny? He's in intensive care. Really, why? He celebrated the Chinese New Year.

by Ziek_Shrownamn June 16, 2011

Chinese New Year

When one ties, or attaches in any manner or fashion, fireworks or pyrotechnics to their genitals before igniting.

That rioter was just a string away from having a Chinese New Year.

by kpATN June 16, 2011

Year 11's

Year 11''s are a lessential chavy version of year tens, but they are not too bad I'm friends with one of the and I'm in year 8. Year 11 are not bothered with fights and being stupid, they mind their own business which sometimes is breaking someone nose.

Those Year 11's are picking on everyone today

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Confederate New Year

A holiday celebrated by some rural communities (not limited to the South) similar to normal New Year's, but instead of being celebrated annually on a specific date, it's celebrated randomly every few years.

Communities observing this holiday choose it instead of New Year's as the day that marks the change in the calendar year.

This explains why some towns act like it's 1874. Because, well, it's 1874.

Charleston High School in Mississippi held its first integrated prom in 1924 local time, 2008 Eastern.

Most of metro Atlanta's Confederate New Year dates have caught up to New Year dates.

by Durka Durka A11ah April 14, 2011

Chinese New Year

When you wrap fireworks around your genitalia and light it on fire.

Did you see Kevin do that Chinese new year? He is crazy!

by perin keveria June 20, 2011